Posted by
Timothy Donovan on Monday, January 04, 2010 3:07:47 PM
I grow up as a child during the 60's and i use to love to watch the old black and whites, Keystone Cops, W,C Fields but to name a few and Mae West was one of my favorites and she had those one liners that to this day are still priceless or some might say tasteless.
One on the lines went like this, This leg is spring and the other leg is fall, why don't you come and see me between the seasons sometime or Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, never in my wildest imagination did i think those lines would ever be used in this day and ages but leave it to the terrorist to put a new twist on it, Is That A Bomb In Your Pants Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?.
This is so bad that i can't stop laughing about it, I have so many thoughts running throw my head and still try to behave and not go over board but it isn't easy.
I will leave you with this and bid you a Happy New Year, This gentleman wakes up to start his day and he isn't feeling well at all, sick to his stomach, just all around queasy but this poor man can't stay home in bed he has to catch flight to know where.
He runs into the bathroom and all hell breaks loss, He see the clock and he got to go or he will miss his flight, there is no time to shower, get dressed and out the door, he arrives at the airport with not much time to spare, put down his bags and go throw the process, when he is pulled to the side to be searched and they decided a strip search would be better.
The gentleman complies because he feels like crap and he just wants to get going, get his business done and go to bed, but little did this gentleman know that if he had only taken the time to take a shower, they wouldn't have found what they considered to be bomb making component's in his underwear.
Happy New Year From Everyone At The Empire.