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Resistance Is Futile!

The star date 2009,
The general election were held a few months back for the new President of the Federation of Planets.
It was a real hotly contested battle between a Hero of the Dominion wars and a Borg. I thought the Borg will never get elected there not even a member of Federation of Planets this could never happen. Boy was I wrong! The Borg did get elected and I have been running around ever scene trying not to be assimilated
I am a Ferengi who believes in the Rules of Acquisition, They believe Resistance is futile prepare to be assimilated.
They have assimilated some of our planets that do banking, Shipyard, and a whole host of other things.
A few member of the Federation have said enough is enough and there starting to fight back hoping there is still time to stop the Borg from assimilating everything site.
There hoping to be able to hold out until the next election cycle to get some real members of the Federation in office.
I hope there efforts are not in vain.
Now the Borg are going after the last President of the Federation of Planets on how he fought the Dominion war.
Never mind that the President at that time keep us all safe as the shape shifters were trying to take over our Galaxy.
Where were the Borg at that time when we could have used there help. They were on the side lines just waiting to attack. They know that there were members of the Federation that where a little tried of all the fighting and they waited peace. Well peace has a price any Ferengi can tell you that nothing is free.
I am glad about this battle compared to the last one, The last one with the shape shifters you could tell who the enemy was they can change shape at will.You didn't know if you were talking to friend or foe.
The Borg are a little easier, They say prepare to be assimilated, Resistance is futile. Resistance is only futile when you don't fight back.
We didn't become the Federation of Planets because we weren't willing to fight back. We became the Federation of Planets because we were.
I say to all of you that have said, Resistance is not futile, I will not be a simulated. Good job, Keep up the good work and lets take our Galaxy back!
Computer save this log and exit.
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Democrats, You Really Ante That Bright To The Point Of Laughter!

I have been laughing scene the Democrats handed out the memo on torture.
Every time today that it was brought up I couldn't stop laughing.
I really do find this subject rather funny. Can we be honest, Talk like adults.
I sure do hope so, Because I'm sure going to try to. If not an adult at less someone with some years on them.
I have suffered some of the tortures on that list, I was married.
This is not to be taken as an Insult but as the truth.
We have all been in relationships that have seen some of that in them.
I live in a sea of Bush bashing.
I live in Maine. And the Port is down the road.
What I do like, Is that it gave me an opportunity to get a little even.
This guy is in where I work, And he is getting red!
I can see the red going up.
A real Bush hater.
I laughing about the torture list and he is giving me dirty looks.
I smile and say,
I see you got a wedding ring on.
He looks at me.
I say, Can I ask you a question?
What?
I said you have been married for a while,
Have you ever been in a fight with your wife.
It is late at night and all you want to do is go to bed.
You got to get up in the morning and she wants to talk it out.
3 turns to 4 you got to be at work by 7.
That is sleep deprivation.
I have been Tortured.
He got even redder, And I keep on laughing.
Here is one your going to like! Sad but true.
I have grown up by the water my whole life and lived right next store to a pond.
We would go out there, Trying to impress the Lady's
Where diving around, Front flip and O' no back flips.
I backed flipped right into water boarding myself.
That is sad.
I use to have long hair, I'm taking a shower.
I lend back to far trying to get all the soap out of my hair and I water boarded myself.
know, I am sorry but I find that funny.
They have a regular on Red Eye a late night show on Fox.
He was losing it about the torture, The water boarding.
I guess they water boarded this guy about 180 times.
He was pretty mad about that.
I'm thinking that does seem a little much.
But if you know that they are not going to kill you, Where is the threat!
They know in America your not going to be killed.
There is no threat.
A bug, Sleep deprivation, Grabbing someone by the chin, Ping someone against a wall.
And my favorite, Water boarding.
We have all had these tortures done to us by someone or in my case done them to themselves.
Lets get real, Democrats.
Your really making me laugh.
I guess the real torture was that fact after the torture they didn't get none
At lest I did.
Torture me baby, Torture me.
So Democrat please keep this up.
I haven't had something to laugh about in months!
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Just Some Budget Cuts!

The Prim Minster of the United Socialist State Of America wants to cut 100 billion dollars from his budget.
First of all that is pretty big of you seeing it isn't even your money.
But seeing it is my money I have come up with a few budget cuts of my own.
1) Don't fly your own private pizza maker from Chicago to Washington.
You know DiGiorno's taste pretty good if you cook it right.
2) In stead of flying around the world visiting other Country saying your sorry for America.
You may want to visit some of America's landmarks. Like Gettysburg, There you will see the truth of America's greatness.
Plymouth rock where the Pilgrims landed to escape Religious persecution.
New York where there were million of legal aliens came to build a better life for them and there family's.
These trip don't cost much because there price less.
3) Instead of the Corporate GM's working for a dollar maybe you guy's might want to take some responsibility for the mess you guy's made in Congress and in the Senate and take a pay cut.
I don't see you guys working for a dollar.
4) We could save a ton of money if we didn't fund acorn anymore. Seeing they have three unions of there own they run.
Plus all the Income they make of housing and there other enterprises.
I thought they where nonprofit?
Boy what a little research and a nice Gentleman on the Mark Levin unofficial fan web site gave me will do.
What a racket you got going with them.
What ever happened to the Reco law.?
Al Capone should have had a Acorn worker, Working for him he might not have gone to jail.
5)This one would be fun and beneficial to paying down the debt.
Every time you spew your Anti American garbage you have to pay a dollar to pay down the debt.
If you started doing that scene you started running for Prim Minster to today Boy Howdy we would be in the black!
6)If we stopped funding the Teachers Union, I know right off the top we would have saved one million dollars.
That is the amount the Maine state teacher union sent to Utah to fight the school voucher program.
It is time to step up to the Plate take it on the chin.
Instead of firing the GM of Government Motors why don't you fire the union bosses for not making a deal.
O wait a minute maybe they did make a deal.
I do notice that the union fill your Democratic coffers we money come election time.
Like I said it's time to take one for team, It's time to be Patriotic.
I'm sure the people of America could come up with even more.
They have had to really cut there budgets scene you have taken office.
Remember every time you spew your Anti American garbage you have to pay a dollar on the debt.
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Whipping It Up!

I'm Setting here in amazement, Absolutely stunned, bewilder,and mystified about talk radio.
Today was a may la about that book the Venezuelan Dictator gave to our Prim Minster.
Rush whipped it up, Shawn whipped it up, Mark played Rush whipping it up, and when I left work lora was whipping up.
I do want to throw Ann in there it doesn't seem right with out her. If Ann had a radio show I'm sure she would be whipping it up. If I made the mistake and turned on my TV they would be whipping up as well.
O The book, What is the shock, What is the whop to do. You all ready have to know that Communist New Network was going to do that. MSLSD I got a thrill down my leg Chris Matthews and Count Down To No Ratings Kieth Overbite was going to whip it up. Mark, I got a man crush.Back on track. I bring this up this way because I feel a great opportunity was last. They had a chance to really say what has been going on down there. Talk about how that the Russians had brought weapons in to Mexico throw Venezuela and not throw America. Point those things out. Let them have it.
Tell America what happened to the banks. These are detraction. They keep you away from what there doing.
Whip that up. America doesn't need fluff it needs meat. We already know what kind of Prim Minister got elected.
We all ready know how he is going to operate. We need to be one step ahead. We need to whip up the Senate about what the little weasel in the FED is doing. And don't trust that Department Of Homeland Security lady.
They are who they hang around with and there up to no good. We need to make sure to keep are eyes on them.
There are more team members then just the Prim Minster.
He likes Basketball keep your eyes open for the pick and roll.
If were not care full there in the paint and dunking your I think you get the point.
Let The Communist New Network and MSLSD I got a thrill down my leg Chris Matthews and Count Down To No Ratings Kieth Overbite play the whipping boys You know we get the ball to Red Auerbach would run the floor.
Keep them running tire them out. Then when he won the game he would lite a victory cigar.
Lets see who gets the Tommy point!
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Free Choice Act!

I just joined "paint Maine red" web site. I am dressing it up, and this Google ad wont stop staring at me.
The ad goes like this,
Help Maine workers, Tell Senator Snowe to support the employee Free Choice Act.
I have written enough about the taste those Wicked Witches Of The Northeast leave in my mouth.
I love how Democrats coin there words. Free Choice Act. Pro Choice. They sure do want there choices.
I need you to do a little time travel with me. Jump into the way back machine.
The year is 2008, Short trip, But this is how the Democratic unions work.
The Maine State Teachers Union,
Sent "ONE MILLION DOLLARS" to Utah to fight the "School Voucher Program"
Trying to take away the "Freedom of choice of parents to send there children to the school of there choice.
When I read that it made me sick! It is bad enough to live with these socialist swine.
But to spread there Socialist mentality and there Vile to another State and sending my tax dollars to do it.
And robbing not only the education of the kids in Maine but trying to rob the education of kids in Utah.
Is just about as much as I could take.
In yesterdays paper, There were pictures of those union people delivering blueberry pies to the Representatives of Maine.
I took a good look at there union signs and they are the unions that support Acorn!
Be careful of swine bearing gifts.
There not about choices, there about taking them away.
There not unions there socialist and there swine, vermin, Refuse, Need I say more, Because I can!
Not to keep harping on this Union crap,
But have you noticed when that Stimulus package was passed that they said it would save or create
Three million jobs. Like Teachers, Did the Teachers Union step up to the plate?
When the auto makers asked for a bail out, Did the Auto Unions step up to the plate?
The Unions take but they don't give back.
There not only robbing there own members but our Country as well.
The Unions rob from the poor and give to the Democrats.
Where is Robin Hood when you need him.
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Where in the world is Geraldo Rivera?

Good evening America,
My name is Pat Patterson grade A reporter for The Right Side Of Kennebunk a right wing blog.
My assignment is to find Geraldo Rivera. I got my plane ticket and it's time to fly the friendly skies.
My first stop is Chicago, I heard he is still looking for the Vault of Al Capone.
Touch down, I am standing out side a old run down Hotel on the south side of Chicago.
I heard he may be here. I see a gentleman walking towards me maybe he can help me out.
Hello Sir, My name is Pat Paterson a reporter for The Right Side Of Kennebunk, Can I ask you a few questions.
What is this all about first? I need to get to a Acorn rally. We just got a boat load of money and it wasn't from no lost safe of Al Capone. Sorry, That's the big joke around here scene Geraldo Rivera was here trying to find it.
Well Sir, It just so happens that is what I would like to talk to you about. I have been sent here by my Editor to find him.
Find him? Al Capone has been dead a long time, Your a little to late for that interview.
No Sir, Geraldo Rivera is who I'm looking for. O, We don't think much about him any more scene he went to work for Fox. Why is that Sir? You have seen that Right Wing News Network and the story's they have done about us.
Point Sir.
Well if Geraldo Rivera works for them hes not like us is he?
Like us Sir.
You know, Hell bent on over throwing America. Haven't you read Rules for Reticules? That is our hand book.
You have had to see some of our handy work.
I have seen some of your handy work, Yes Sir. That is why my Boss calls you, Obama own private domestic terrorist group.
Your Boss say's that about us?
Yes Sir. That is what he say's.
I kind of like that! It has a nice ring about it. Mind if we use it? It would make a great bumper sticker.
You know in stead of looking for Geraldo Rivera, You might want to write about us.
We are in your neck of the woods up there in Maine now.
We are using different tactics there.
We brought your Representatives blueberry pie's yesterday.
Where going to get them to vote for the freedom of choice act.
Once we get the unions in your State your ours and from what I can see you guys are ripe for the picken!
Yes Sir, I know I read it in the paper yesterday.
Nice big pictures of those pies.
But my assignment is to find Geraldo Rivera.
Well Pat, You might want to check out that DNA clinic across town, I do know he likes to hang out there.
Thank you Sir, I never did get your name.
Name?
Tony Resco is the name and bribery and Extortion is the game.
Thank you Tony for the info.
Know Pat, Thank you.
Well this is Pat Paterson signing off until our next exciting episode of, Where in the world is Geraldo Rivera?
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You Got To Stay One Step Ahead Of Them!

Friday is almost to a close, The weekend is on it's way and to temperature is going up. You know I have to say it!
And I don't mean globule warming. All the radio show were a buzz about the comments on the Communist Cable News Networks. What a big surprise. I do have to say! I find the comments offensive.
But I am not surprised by them. Shawn, Mark, Lora. Played those clips over and over again and it got under there skin. That is why I lesson, I love those guys. But lets be honest for a moment. There speech is only going to get worse.
You are going to be called all kinds of names. There going to say you have done all kinds of things. Look, You have to see what kind of man is in the White House. On The Mark Liven show the other night he started to talk about Rules for Reticules. Like Mark said Knowledge is power. You have to think one step ahead of them. Knowing how there going to act is one way of being ahead of the game.There trying to pi$$ you off. There baiting you. They where really pissed off because there was no violence during the Tea Party's. Like I said in my last Blog they embrace the things they fight over. The hate peaceful protest. Why? Because look how they protest, Violent protest, The thing they say they hate they do. Just look at there history. This is one there working on right know. Division is there new goal.
You hear them talk about it all the time. They don't want division, Can't we all just get a long. And what do they do. Just the opposite. There is a line in a TV show I like and it goes like this. I wouldn't believe you if you told me water was wet. I love that line! I'm going to digress for a moment. Here is another line and I have used this one.
You tell someone what you really think and when you get a dirty look you say this. Did I just say that out loud. That goes over real good. Back on track. Knowing your enemy help you know his next move. It is time to do a little road side sign reading and keep track of the mile markers. This road called change where on does have street sign and mile markers don't be afraid to read them. There road called change isn't hard to figure out at all. This road was
traveled before, Not by American but by the French. They have left plenty of land marks a long the way. Study the French Revelation. What they want is a Constitutional Congress. If that happens then they can take over. That is there goal. They want America in a one world government. And there not going to stop. I told you in my last blog. What comes around goes around. The United State voted with there pocketbooks and That is how there taking over. That stimulates money to the states comes with a real high price. Your very freedom. Those Governors that are standing up and being mocked for it, Are sounding the alarm. Yesterday Glenn Beck had a guest on. They where talking about this very subject and the guest was trying to bait Glenn into Calling for this to happen. When Glenn thought about for a moment, He got it and the guy smirked at him.
The guy was trying to deceive him. You have to be one step ahead of them there going to try and trick you.
I'm yelling at the TV set don't fall for it Glen it's trick.
Know if you want to slow down this trip your on, This road called change learn from a child.
Are we there yet? I got to go to the bathroom!
So America, I hope you forgot to go before you left and lets take as many bathroom breaks as it takes to slow this trip down.
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From One Extreme To Another!

I am sure that a great deal of people have seen the video on the reception that Bush got from the troops compared to
the reception that Obama got from the troops. If you haven't seen this video please watch it. Last week Obama gets this great reception from the troops in Iraq. When I heard it I said, That is from one extreme to another. I thought thats
Weird. I filed it away in the memory banks of my mind. The other night I was listening to Lora Engram. She has this reporter from ABC news who had a interesting story to tell. He was on that trip with the Prim Minster of the united state to Iraq. They where talking about this very subject. He was telling about how the handlers of the Prim Minster where asking troops who they voted for during the election. You see the crowd of troops that where cheering the Prim Minster where all troops that voted for him.Now I know why that reception was so great. The Prim Minster must be suffering from a low self esteem. You know Mr Prim Minster if your life wasn't so against do what is right then what is wrong.
You might feel better about yourself. Your handler wouldn't have to hand pick your crowds. Because even a man that does the right thing doesn't care about what the crowd thinks. He knows in his heart he is doing right.
His self esteem is high and he projects it. Mr Prim Minster, Let me share a short story with you. There was a man doing a job and he couldn't do no wrong everything was going right. One day a recession hit the company he was working for was losing business left and right. Out of know where things changed that person couldn't do no right everything he did was wrong. The bosses where breathing down at every moment. The man didn't understand why! The man asked God, Why one minute, He is the best thing scene sliced bread and now he is a bum. God said to the man. They have no control over what is going on, So they have to have control over you. So that they feel like there still in Control. I bring this up to show you a man with high self esteem goes to God when he has know control over what is happening. A man with low esteem tries to control the people. I ask you Mr Prim Minster, Who is the better example? The man who goes to God to help him control his circumstances or the man that goes to man to help him control his circumstances?                  
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The Mantle Of The Progressive Man

There is two Prophets in the Bible there names are Elijah and Elisha and there lives are still changing people lives today.
Elijah asked Elisha what can I do for you? Elisha said, I want a double portion of your spirit upon me.
Well he got what he wanted he did double the miracle plus one that Elijah did.
You can read about them in First and Second Kings.
You see that Elijah picked up the Mantle of God and Elisha because of the example of Elijah picked it up as well.
Not only took up the mantle of his mentor but he wanted to do twice as much.
I have been hearing the last couple of day about the department of homeland security director and the paper she put out about me being a terrorist. And not only me but you as well. Why? Because I don't believe that it is right to take the life of an innocent child! Why? Because I am proud to be born an American and I believe in the Constitution of the United States of America! Why? Because I believe in the rule of Law and that if you want to be a American citizen that you have to do it legally! I'm not a Terrorist, I'm an American!
She has picked up the Mantle of her mentor. I learned as a child you are who you hang around with.
If you just what to know what a man thinks, Just talk with his friends.
The mantle of the progressive doesn't give a rats @$$ about what is moral, What is immoral is his mantle.
You've been asking yourself for a while what has a America become? I say what is America becoming?
These seeds where planted some time ago and know where seeing the plant grow. It isn't full grown yet.
Why are people so surprised about what this woman said, She is only doing what her mentor doing.
They don't care about you, They crave power, Just like there mentor.
There mentor craved power and when he was done he took 1/4 of the angels with him and mankind as well.
So as this road called change keeps on going, Don't be surprised, But aware there going to do the work of there master.
They have picked up his mantle, The mantle of power, They wont take no prisoners, The wont spare no live, Because
no one is putting a up fight. There going to put you through hell all in the name of the progressive man.
The Prim Minster of the United States paled around with terrorist those where his mentors and the people he chooses to work for him are going to be like him. Put on your seat belt this ride is far from over.    
 
     
  
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What Is It About Bridges!

The town of Kennebunk is proposing in town renovations to main street.
New fake brick side walks, Trees, Lamp posts,Granite curbs.
One genus in town was quoted in the paper saying that main street was a sea of tar.
This project will cost 3.4 million dollars.
Kennebunk is a Island, You have to cross a bridge at some point to move around Kennebunk.
Not only a Island in land but in thinking as well.
Let me tell you about a bridge. It runs down summer street and is the main way to Kennebunkport.
One night a few years ago it sunk, it dropped down about a foot and when I say dropped I mean sunk.
No one wanted to pay to fix it not the Town not the State.
It was a joke people had to use other ways to get to the port that also includes Fire and Rescue.
Now when I say you have to drive around the long way that is a mild understatement for a Irishmen.
Finally, President Bush got pissed off and sent in the Army core of engineers to put up one of those bridges
to cross a river the army uses.
I cant tell you who then paid to fix the bridge, I can tell you it got fixed.
I bring this whole thing up because there is another Bridge that is the main route throw the town of Kennebunk.
you have to cross it to reach main street. It is route one.
There has been sink holes that had to be fixed and last summer the cops found a hole, It was a good size one.
I drive a round on a scooter and so do a lot of other people in town. That hole was more then big enough to have
swallowed our front tires. That would have been one hell of a ride, Luckily no one was hurt.
They came and fixed the hole and then later on in that year they retard the bridge to cover up all the work they had done.
Before you try to redress main street you better fix that bridge or the only ones looking at your new main street will be the one's across the river.
And God forbid anyone gets hurt because of this stupidity. They will sew you and that for knowledge of the bridge that you have will only make the money total go up for the Plaintiff. It will make that 3.4 million dollars look like chump change.
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They Call Themselves The Fighting Irish!

I have been watching the fighting Irish my whole life. The only collage football, I will watch on TV accept the Army,Navy game that has a great tradition. I thought the fighting Irish had a great tradition, But I was mistaken. It is sad to say that.
The fighting Irish is as much a part of me as any thing can be. I never went to that school,  But I still feel like I had.
I let you in to my house and my heart.
Watching "Rudy" inspires me. I am from New England so our connection have grown even deeper with your Head Coach being a part of the team.
That is all gone know,
I will never be able to think of the fighting Irish like that ever again. It is gone, You can't stand up for what your school teaches. Human life means nothing to you know. Is that your New Tradition. I will not let that tradition to be a part of my life.
What does the fighting Irish stand for, If you don't stand for human life. What are you fighting for?
I use to think you fight for the teaching of your school and it's traditions a proud Heritage.
Not so proud anymore!
It is sad to say this, Do you know that when you take the field to play a game, The first thing people will think of will not be your Tradition, but your lack of one.
I am proud to say, I am the real fighting Irish.
Timothy Paul Donovan and I bleed green.
    
       
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